Each volume of Profound features two parody advice columns. How to Human with Castiel and Agony Archangel with Gabriel. Both columns will be accepting submitted questions to be answered in the second volume of Profound.
In How to Human, Castiel focuses on sharing what he has learned in his time among the humans. He considers himself to be relatively well-versed in regular human interaction and wishes to pass his knowledge on to you. How to Human is ghostwritten by lunastories.
In Agony Archangel, Gabriel doles out the best advice about your personal life a being as old as time has to offer. This guy has seen it all and is here to share the benefit of that experiences with the masses. Agony Archangel is ghostwritten by MalMuses.
These advice columns are parody. We are not a professional advice column and answers are meant to be more lighthearted and not to be considered real advice. This is just for fun, folks!
Email your question for Castiel to howtohuman@profoundbond.net using the following format:
Dear Castiel,
YOUR QUESTION HERE (30 words or less)
-YOUR HANDLE
Email your question for Gabriel to agonyarchangel@profoundbond.net using the following format:
Dear Gabriel,
YOUR QUESTION HERE (30 words or less)
-YOUR HANDLE